Too Many Funerals. Sorry, Max.

I should have been in Wahpeton today. I should have been at the funeral of my best childhood friend, Max Reinke. But I just couldn’t take another funeral right now.  I’ve been to too many lately. But, luckily, my friend Kevin Carvell says, none of them were mine. I know, it’s just a function of … Continue reading Too Many Funerals. Sorry, Max.

Screw Politics. Let’s Talk About Bacon.

Well, I could write about the election just past, or I could write about bacon. I like politics—most of my readers know that. But ALL of my friends know of my bacon fixation. I’ve liked bacon all my life, but never so much as when we moved into this house 15 years ago with its … Continue reading Screw Politics. Let’s Talk About Bacon.

Election Thoughts

I’m stuck at home for a few days nursing some bruised-up ribs and a cut-up hand after a tumble in the Bad Lands, but I can type, so I’ll a share a few political thoughts with you in the days leading up to the June 11 North Dakota Primary Election. Congress First, you need to … Continue reading Election Thoughts

The Wars, Remembered On Memorial Day

IN FLANDERS FIELDS By John McCrae In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were … Continue reading The Wars, Remembered On Memorial Day

SHOTGUNS, DEAD DOGS, LIARS AND COURTROOMS

(NOTE: This article first appeared in the May issue of High Plains Reader.) I am an old man. I have been a politics junkie most of my life. I have been involved in many campaigns, but have not run for office myself. Each time someone has suggested I do that, I tell them the same … Continue reading SHOTGUNS, DEAD DOGS, LIARS AND COURTROOMS

Much Ado About Nothing

What has been will be again,    what has been done will be done again;    there is nothing new under the sun. Ecclesiastes 1:9 Hmmm. Nothing new under the sun. Perhaps North Dakota Governor Douglas Burgum needs to spend a little time with his Bible. Wise man, that Solomon. I’m referring to Burgum’s much ballyhooed announcement of the … Continue reading Much Ado About Nothing

Headed For Mar-A-Lago?

In an attempt to share with you what’s going on in my phone’s text messages, without offending your sensibilities, I’m going to keep this short. As I mentioned in an earlier column, I continue to get text messages from the Trump campaign after North Dakota’s failed Presidential candidate Doug Burgum shared my personal contact information … Continue reading Headed For Mar-A-Lago?

Just How Rich Is Billings County?

I’ve been moping around the house most of this cold, wet, windy, dreary, week, feeling sorry for myself because I can’t get out in the garden. I managed one garden day early in the week, and planted about half of what I hope will be this year’s potato crop, but I’ve got a big bag … Continue reading Just How Rich Is Billings County?

Does the Governor’s Office Have A “Slush Fund?” Well, Not Really . . .

When residents of Billings County in western North Dakota, home to the Bad Lands and Theodore Roosevelt National Park and Medora, head to their mailboxes sometime this week or next, they’re going to find a letter from their County Commissioners. That’s unusual. About the only time county government sends you a letter is with your … Continue reading Does the Governor’s Office Have A “Slush Fund?” Well, Not Really . . .

And Then The Conventions Were Over . . .

Humorist Will Rogers once said “I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat." North Dakota Republicans left Fargo mumbling something like that Sunday morning, changing the last word, after the fiasco that was their purported state convention. Democrats, meanwhile, trickled out of town knowing they had at least three … Continue reading And Then The Conventions Were Over . . .